Bottles, Binkies & Breakdowns Tee – Funny Baby Shirt, Gift for New Parents, Infant Apparel
Start 'em young and raise 'em loud. This “Bottles, Binkies & Breakdowns” infant tee is a tribute to tiny rockers everywhere—featuring a mohawked baby throwing the horns like they were born to headline. Whether your little one’s headbanging in the high chair or screaming like it’s their first solo, this shirt brings serious attitude to baby fashion.
Soft, breathable, and built for movement (and meltdowns), it’s the perfect gift for metal-loving parents who know that breakdowns aren’t just emotional—they’re musical. Ideal for baby showers, band merch-style photo ops, or just turning daycare into a backstage pass.
Because pacifiers are cool, but power chords are cooler.
⚡ Product Features-
Smooth, durable fabric for bold print and stage-ready comfort
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Ribbed knit collar holds its shape through every encore
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Side seams for a structured fit—even if baby’s moshing
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100% cotton or cotton-poly blend depending on color
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Lightweight and breathable for high-energy little legends
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Iron or steam on low heat
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Do not dry clean
6M 12M 18M 24M Width, in 10.00 11.00 12.00 13.00 Length, in 12.50 13.50 14.50 15.50 Sleeve length, in 3.75 4.00 4.25 4.75 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester (Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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